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You've been. Very nice.

[ he's hoping that the hubbub around them will die soon enough, because in kei's hyper aware mind, people seem to be still looking at this first year tryna shut this roosterhead up.

he lets go of his face after a while, wipes his hand on the side, and then picks at his rice crackers so he can start eating them. ]

You mean my singing, right? [ Killjoy. He was only trying to be nice!!!

But Kuroo will just shrug and let that go. And may Tsukishima remember this important lesson regarding taking up Kuroo’s terrible, terrible offers. ]

[ he will conveniently forget them if he needs a laugh or two.7

EVEN SO. lack of talent isn't something to be happy about, kuroo-san. ]

You certainly have the ... [ what is the least offensive thing he can say to his face ] enthusiasm for it.

Thank you for the birthday present. [ presents? who knows. ]

[ Wh— Who are you calling talentless!!!!! ]

You're welcome. Just so you know, I take requests too.

[ At least Tsukk seems cheered up. That's the important thing… ]

[ well it sure as hell isn't me!!!! tsk tsk

he starts to drink the juice box kuroo left for him. this feels like the kind of snack one gets in kindergarten, or something. ]

I'll keep that in mind. I'm sure I can recommend you to a couple of people so you'll have some steady gigs in this school.

[ maybe iwaizumi needs a private singer. maybe kageyama can use some background music while he's going on his friend dates or something. ]

[ He could never seem to get the kind of shit he wants from the vending machine anyway, so this is the next best thing.

Besides, it isn’t half as sour as Tsukk could be!!! ]

Appointing yourself as my agent already? That’s an interesting career choice.

Someone has to keep an eye on you.

[ sips juice. ]

Do I really need that much supervision? [ Mock sigh. ]

I already said I wouldn't climb the tree again, y'know.

[ he rolls his eyes. it has nothing to do with trees, though he's free to insist on that. it has everything to do with the fact that kuroo always talks like the other 2nd- and 3rd-years where their well-being is concerned, and he's finding that he's quickly getting tired of it ... but now isn't the time to bring it up.

so all he says is, ]

I noticed you finally received toiletries. Congratulations.

[ Then maybe Tsukishima should consider speaking up about that attitude—as it stands, his senpais would go out of their way to make light of things, like the fake toughasses that they are. (Except for Iwaizumi, granted.) ]

Noticed, huh? Did the shampoo tip you off or was it because you could breathe easier?

[ oh, that lecture will come soon enough - none of the third years are immune to being pretend-adults, and even iwaizumi was a victim of that mentality. just not on his birthday. ]

I'll remind you that you occaisonally talk to rather cute girls.

Please have mercy on them. Use your toiletries liberally. [ ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU HANG OUT WITH KAORICHAN!!!!! ]

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[ Yes, but zoomy could actually kick ass…

Unless u were in2 it anyway ]

It can't be that bad, can it? [ Casually sniffing his armpits—yeah ok nvm ]

Anyway, they can't help being cute. Are you gonna try and take them off my hands?

Don't - [ but kuroo was already casually sniffing his armpits and kei just looks away, disgusted at this display. ]

Anyway, it's not like you're in demand. [ LOWKEY SHADE ] It's just that you do talk to them occasionally. Not smelling the way you look is a good idea.

[ Don’t be such a princess Tsukk!! ]

You’re being really harsh today. Ah, but I guess I’ll let it slide since it’s your birthday. [ And you’ve appointed yourself as his agent in this idol game— ]

[ as your agent it's my job to tell you that you're full of shit ]

It's an unfortunate habit I picked up from problematic seniors .... but thank you for being so understanding.