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[havent]

"Hi, this is Tsukishima Kei. I'm not here right now, so please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."



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[havent]

Don't - [ but kuroo was already casually sniffing his armpits and kei just looks away, disgusted at this display. ]

Anyway, it's not like you're in demand. [ LOWKEY SHADE ] It's just that you do talk to them occasionally. Not smelling the way you look is a good idea.

[uttertrash]

[ Don’t be such a princess Tsukk!! ]

You’re being really harsh today. Ah, but I guess I’ll let it slide since it’s your birthday. [ And you’ve appointed yourself as his agent in this idol game— ]

[havent]

[ as your agent it's my job to tell you that you're full of shit ]

It's an unfortunate habit I picked up from problematic seniors .... but thank you for being so understanding.

[uttertrash]

Hanging around Iwaizumi again, huh? [ little does he know u have him whipped ]

Well, it's not like any of us are good role models, anyway.

[havent]

That's not something to be proud of, you know.

[ chides gently. ]

You should tell me when your birthday is. So I can return the favour.

[uttertrash]

Make me~

[havent]

[ a raise of the eyebrow. ]

And I asked so nicely, too.

[uttertrash]

You could throw in a musical number instead.

[havent]

Some of us have pride.

[uttertrash]

You can keep it and still sing to me.

[ After all it's ur dignity ur gonna lose anyway ]

[havent]

I'm not even getting anything in return, what's the point?

[ well either way princess tsuk isn't going to do shit, so ]

[uttertrash]

Ah, so my birthday isn't that important to you, is it? I'm crushed.

[ you plebe ]