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[havent]

"Hi, this is Tsukishima Kei. I'm not here right now, so please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."



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[havent]

[ AND THEN. ]

You must've gotten a rather outgoing person to talk to you.

[ BECAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. ]

Don't tell them you're glappy about this.

[servesup]

im not DATING her just going on a friend date...which i still dont really understand but whatever

fuck you tsukishima i wont tell them that

[havent]

I know you're not dating her, you're not exactly the type.

Make sure you wear your uniform instead of your gym clothes.

Are you excited?

[ or about as excited as he can be going on a friend date or something. he's trying to be as nice as he can about this because he knows this is goddamned hard for him, and he did put him up to it ..... ]

[servesup]

oikawa-san wont get off my ass because i said she said it could be a real date if i wanted it to be

dating is stupid

but were practicing volleyball first

i dont know

[havent]

It gets in the way of volleyball, I know. Plus there's not really a bunch of places one can have a date here.

Tell her you're not ready for a date and you just want to hang out after volleyball.

If you don't know what to talk about ask her things. Don't ask her anything Sawamura will kill you for.

[ because obviously oikawa is the wrong fucking metric for good behaviour here. ]

[servesup]

i know thats why its just a friend date

like what...?

[havent]

Don't talk to her like the way you talk to me or Hinata.

Just be polite, Kageyama. Surely you can do that.

[servesup]

i can be polite

[havent]

Well good.

Who is it?

[servesup]

yuuko kanoe

[havent]

She seems alright. Yachi gets along with her.

[ he doesn't really know her that well beyond the fact that she hangs out in the volleyball club and the storage during the evenings. ]

[servesup]

i dont know anything about her really but i guess she seems nice

[havent]

I doubt Oikawa would let her stay with us if she weren't.

If you don't want Oikawa to bug you about your date, you should probably not tell him what happened afterwards.

[ but ofc you have to tell tsukk. for research. ]

By the way, Yachi and I are meeting on Sunday mornings so we can talk about our other clubs. You're coming as well, unless you plan to have friend dates every week.

[servesup]

i wont because hes a dick

but i dont have another club

[havent]

[ good ]

Do I look like I care? You're coming with us.

[servesup]

okay fine ill come

[havent]

The alternative is to hang out with Kuroo and Oikawa, if you'd rather do that.

[ he's not gonna add iwaizumi there because he's pretty sure iwaizumi has better things to do than be gross ]

[servesup]

screw that id rather shoot myself all theyd do is make fun of me

[havent]

Kuroo isn't that bad. You can always tell him to knock it off.

[ he's honor bound to vouch for him, sadly. obviously he can't say shit about oikawa because he's kageyama's and iwaizumi's problem. ]

[servesup]

his smile is creepy...it reminds me of totoro

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[havent]

That's insulting to Totoro considering how people like him. Don't say things like that in your friend date.

2/2

[havent]

Just remember, he's Nekoma's captain. He'll take care of us [ that is, karasuno ] because that's what captains do, but he's also expecting us in Tokyo along with the rest of his team.

[servesup]

i dont know why people do if i saw totoro in real life id be running away not flying around with him or growing trees or riding a catbus

yeah i know im sure hes not that bad

[havent]

Kageyama, you're not like most people.

[servesup]

what do you think totoro is cute???