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[havent]

"Hi, this is Tsukishima Kei. I'm not here right now, so please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."



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[pinpointing]

you're forgiven!

you're sure? he has difficulty in carrying conversations that aren't about volleyball.... did you give him topics to talk about? i tried explaining before he went on it but he couldn't seem to wrap his mind around it.

[havent]

Giving him a list would only confuse him.

The most I told him to do is to be polite, and to not talk to their date like they were Hinata. That seems to have done the trick.

It helps that his date is rather understanding.

[pinpointing]

no, he couldn't handle a literal list, its true.

hmm.... i guess i'm almost proud of him for not screwing the whole thing up. the important part is that they had fun, right??

[Now I can be rightfully jealous as fuck that Tobio-chan had a friend date before me, god damnit.]

[havent]

As much fun as Kageyama Tobio can be in a date, at least.

Are you planning to have friend dates of your own too?

[pinpointing]

haaa, okay, so long as she had fun.

also i can get real dates, not just friend dates. i don't need advice, thankfully~

[havent]

She already managed to get Kageyama to call it a date. He got really lucky with this girl.

Well, I didn't think you needed advice. I just assumed you have them regularly since you're always popular with a lot of people.

[pinpointing]

he does sound like he's getting really lucky. haaa, at least it's not like i have to give him a birds and bees talk, he's too dumb to get further than hand holding. she'd have to initiate kisses, and i'm 3427823498% sure he would screw up at that point.

i guess the only hang outs i've been doing that have been jokingly called dates are my check up talks with kuro-chan? otherwise i've been too busy to do any real dating, sighhhhh

[havent]

Please don't mention Kageyama and kissing in the same sentence to me again.

And I heard that from Kuroo as well. You can do better.

[ no disrespect to totoro ]

[pinpointing]

heeeh. yes, i can absolutely do better, we all know that he's not anywhere close to my type anyway~~

[havent]

So what is the grand king's type, then?

[pinpointing]

cute, for starters.

athletic, shorter than me, dark hair, maybe a tan from being outdoorsy would be cute... has to have a great smile.

1/2

[havent]

2/2

[havent]

[ nvm forget he asked ]

I don't know what I was expecting.

[pinpointing]

Were you expecting me not to actually say it?

[havent]

I was expecting you to be a bit more reasonable.

[ so maybe he and kageyama aren't so different after all. ]

[pinpointing]

whaaat, you asked~

[havent]

True. I brought that on myself.

[pinpointing]

any more strange questions you want to ask your beloved captain??

also who is kageyama actually friend dating, i never got a name.

[havent]

I'm under strict instructions not to tell you.

[ well, that's not true, but. ]

1/wait

[pinpointing]

ah.

[pinpointing]

really now???

[pinpointing]

tsukichan thats no good!!!! keeping secrets from me when you absolutely know.

[pinpointing]

you really are protecting your dear king, huh~?

ok done

[pinpointing]

he wouldn't be thinking well enough to ask you not to tell me, so this is a choice of your own accord.

thats pretty cute of you. you really do appreciate him after all!!

[havent]

_I_ heard you've been going out on dates with certain captains from Tokyo.

I'm sure those dates have been cute, Oikawa-san. [ heh ]